Okay, you know the rules: pick a page, any page. Pick two lines, any two lines (as long as they’re interesting and they aren’t spoilers). Post them here so everyone can get excited about what you’re reading.

My current book is Love and Biology at the Center of the Universe by Jennie Shortridge. While this may sound like a spoiler, it really isn’t; you’ll find one of these quotes on the book jacket. But it certainly tells you this book is going to be interesting:

She could just see the headlines in the Pacifica Tribune:
TEACHER ON WILD RAMPAGE OF DRINKING, SEX, AND DRUGS!

No, it would be worse than that:
FORMER SHERIFF’S DAUGHTER FIRED BY TILLAMOOK COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD AFTER WILD RAMPAGE OF DRINKING, SEX, AND DRUGS!

Now doesn’t that make you want to run out and by the book? Just click here!