Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. You know the rules: grab your current read, open to a random page and share a two sentence teaser with us (no spoilers!). Be sure to tell us about the book, so we can add it to our TBR list!

This week, my teaser comes from Getting Off by Lawrence Block. The book features a female serial killer — pretty uncommon — and this made me laugh out loud:

“She realized with some relief that he was no more interested in kissing than she was. Maybe it was an intimacy he reserved for his wife, or maybe he didn’t like to kiss a woman without a moustache.”

What’s teasing YOU this week?