Okay, I’m getting a late start this week, but I think you’ll enjoy this one. I’m reading a tiny little book called A Sportscaster’s Guide to Watching Foorball by Mark Oristano. I certainly don’t need the game explained to me, but it’s the season and the book is fun so far. I had to scroll through and read the “Cool Things to Say During the Game” and thought I would share one with you:
“Cool Thing to Say During Game #14:
When the punter does launch the ball too high and too far, and you see the punt returner threading his way through huge holes for a nice return, click your tongue and announce, “He outkicked his coverage.”
Now that will help you sound knowledgable at your next football brunch! Unfortunately, I haven’t found anything in the book so far to explain the Cleveland Browns this season, but you never know.
(Pssst! While you’re here, check out my new giveaway! I’ve got 2 sets of books from The Vampire’s Assistant, plus some cool stuff for your locker. Check it out here!)