Virginia Woolf shows up here on occasion, but in this case, I think she’s dead wrong.

“When the Day of Judgment dawns and people, great and small, come marching in to receive their heavenly rewards, the Almighty will gaze upon the mere bookworms and say to Peter, “Look, these need no reward. We have nothing to give them. They have loved reading.”

Actually, I think the Almighty will give us the keys to the library.

– Virginia Woolf, author