Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. You know the rules: grab your current read, open to a random page and share a two sentence teaser with us (no spoilers!). Be sure to tell us about the book, so we can add it to our TBR list!

Today’s Teaser really is random, as I finished The Mirage last night and I won’t really start Raylan by Elmore Leonard until I sit down at the breakfast table this morning. Still, I need something for you here and a random flip through the pages found this little gem:

“Coover, you throw a dead rat at my car. What’re you trying to tell me?”

Now, don’t you just wonder how that conversation got started?