Teaser Tuesday!

Good morning and welcome to another Teaser Tuesday!  You know the rules: open your current read, pick 2 teaser sentences and share them with the world.  No spoiler, please and be sure to tell us a little about the book.  That way, we can be first on the request list at the library.

It’s been a slow reading week, so I am still finishing up John Dies at the End by David Wong. I am still loving every minute of this book! There are so many great quotable lines! Today, I’m posting a couple of my favorites — a couple of lines that made me laugh and laugh, and I don’t care much that they are not entirely family friendly. Consider yourself warned:

‘John, let me make one thing clear,’ Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. ‘Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if it had a penis of its own, my penis’s penis would still be larger than your penis.’

I don’t think I’ve ever had a Teaser that used that word, that many times! But it made me laugh — hopefully, you’re laughing, too.

What’s teasing YOU this week?

  17 comments for “Teaser Tuesday!

  1. February 16, 2010 at 11:01 am

    Talk about naughty bits! But it’s pure brag. To know for sure you have to get into his pants.

  2. February 16, 2010 at 11:03 am

    HAHA… thanks for the laugh. Fun teaser. Here’s Mine

  3. February 16, 2010 at 12:21 pm

    Cracked me up 🙂

    mine is here: http://sumanam.wordpress.com/

  4. February 16, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    Oh my! Talk about an over-inflated male ego! 😀

  5. February 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    OOOOOHHHHH BOY!! Now that’s one humorous teaser!

    Here’s the link to mine:
    http://tweezlereads.blogspot.com/2010/02/teaser-tuesday_16.html

  6. February 16, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    Wow, someone is sure of himself. Hehe.

  7. February 16, 2010 at 1:47 pm

    HA! So funny. Great teaser. Mine is at The Crowded Leaf.

  8. February 16, 2010 at 4:06 pm

    Haha. That is pretty funny. I can just imagine some guy saying that 🙂 – seems so life like.

  9. February 16, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    Very funny tease. 🙂

  10. February 16, 2010 at 4:28 pm

    Very funny tease. Sorry posted the wrong link before.

  11. Kaye
    February 16, 2010 at 4:49 pm

    Talk about a swelled head. Oops, double entendre. Well, you started the naughty stuff! Lol.

    My teaser is here Have a great week and happy reading.

  12. February 16, 2010 at 6:40 pm

    hahaha, that’s hilarious – way to go Jim.

  13. February 16, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    LOLOLOL! Naughty, naughty!

    Thanks for dropping by my teaser!

  14. February 17, 2010 at 4:10 am

    Lol, funny teaser 😀

  15. February 17, 2010 at 5:36 am

    Lol that is such a funny teaser. But kind of makes me think that if he has to boast about it that much then he must be lying!

  16. February 17, 2010 at 5:48 am

    That was funny!

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